March 2012
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IMAGINE BEING A LION
AND BITING YOUR TONGUE.
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“It doesn’t really show it on the show, but [Chad] was like my mom. You see...”
– the incomparable Sharon Needles (via tehvee)
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hey guys, remember this?
“Or perhaps,” said Malfoy, leering as he backed away, “you can remember what your mother’s house stank like, Potter, and the Weasley’s pigsty reminds you of it—”
Harry was not aware of releasing George, all he knew was that a second later both of them were sprinting at Malfoy. He had completely forgotten the fact that all the teachers were watching: All he wanted to do was cause Malfoy as much...
Honoring black lesbian and bi women in history →
stfuconservatives:
To celebrate the end of Black History Month and the start of Women’s History Month, read this kickass article about even more kickass ladies.
-Jess
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extreme makeover: home edition
girl: i kinda like horses
ty: WE MADE YOUR ROOM INTO A HORSE AND DECORATED IT WITH HORSES AND HERE WE GOT YOU 3 PET HORSES AND WE ARE PAYING FOR SURGERY TO MAKE YOU A HORSE
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also JK ROWLING WHAT IS THIS PARAGRAPH?
samyulle:
Harry’s just been talking about how Voldemort can now touch him without getting hurt and shit and then this paragraph reads:
For a fleeting moment, Harry thought he saw a gleam of something like triumph in Dumbledore’s eyes. But next second, Harry was sure he had imagined it, for when Dumbledore had returned to his seat behind the desk, he looked as old and weary as Harry had ever...
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femmedelascaux replied to your post: bilius replied to your post: aeraspais replied to…
literatis replied to your post: bilius replied to your post: aeraspais replied to…
that entire movie is going to have a layer of beige set over it at 30% transparency lbr
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bilius replied to your post: aeraspais replied to your post: “‘The movie will…
I started laughing right away because Coppola and Watson? The most beige of beige collabs I’ve ever seen.
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aeraspais replied to your post: “‘The movie will be about the true story of a group of teenagers who commit a string of celebrity burglaries. “The Bling Ring” will begin shooting this spring in Los Angeles.’”
a nice portion of the teenagers were non-white actually. the leader was korean. so this movie gonna be interesting. let’s see how white-washed it actually becomes.
I’m really...
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“The customs man asked me if I was bringing in any livestock. I thought he was...”
– Georgia Nicolson, Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers (via somewhereinaburstofglory)
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watermeloncholy asked: "'The movie will be about the true story of a group of teenagers who commit a string of celebrity burglaries. “The Bling Ring” will begin shooting this spring in Los Angeles.'" <--- Of course someone would glamorise white teenagers committing crimes... and make a movie out of it. Everything's better/acceptable when white people do it.
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relevant
step one: take out homework
step two: reward self with two hours of internet for getting that far
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lascocks:
Female Asian Watson: *leaves Sherlock a note* I need milk and panty liners.
Sherlock: 9_6
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face-down-asgard-up:
I hope Rick Santorum tries to go to sleep but he can’t because all he can think about is that one embarrassing moment in the 5th grade that no one else remembers
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